Miserable F*cks Retreat
COSTA RICA • DECEMBER 1st - 5th 2025
You’ve felt that itch, that pull. Costa Rica’s not just another postcard. It’s something else. Rainforest air. Ocean salt. A place where time loosens its grip and your shit finally lands. Folks call it a vortex. We call it a launch pad for the life you’re actually here to live.
Ready to ditch the grind and taste life in color? 

Step off autopilot. Gain clarity. 

Collide with humans who’re actually here to grow and evolve and give back.  

Plug into nature, ritual, and real honest conversations. 

Walk away with a new map, both internal but also external for a new life design.
Here’s How We Strip It Down:

Ride a wave

Surf isn’t about Instagram likes, it’s about presence, courage, surrender. And sometimes, God. Catch your first one wave here.

Gallop the mountains

Connect with something wild and free, and living, remember how to trust your instincts again.

Breathwork

Clear the stuck energy. Reset your headspace. Drop into your body.

Sound bath

Vibrations that crack your armor and drop you into your deeper self.

Group circles + story work

Spill the real stuff. Untangle your patterns. Be seen. Anchor your breakthroughs.

Sunset reflection

Close each day under a blazing sky. Digest what’s shifting. Our church here.

Optional plant medicine ceremony

Only if you’re called. Guided, safe, sacred. For when you want your self-awareness ripped open, and rebuilt.

These aren’t just “activities.” They’re high-voltage moments designed to fuse mind, body, soul, to send you back into your life fucking lit.

INCLUSIONS

All Meals Daily breakfast, lunch, and dinner prepared by local chefs. 

 Snacks, coffee, tea, and non-alcoholic beverages throughout the retreat. 

All scheduled retreat outings are fully covered. 

 Transportation to and from these official outings is included.  

Workshops & Group Sessions  

Access to all scheduled coaching sessions, group work, and facilitated processes.  

Community & Connection  

Exclusive access to private group activities, curated to foster authentic connection.  

Private Lodging 

Why costa rica, Why Now?

Staying trapped in the same space only keeps you stuck. You need new soil, new air. A place that mirrors the life you’ve been dying to step into. That’s Costa Rica—and this retreat is your drop spot. Join us. Bring the life you’ve only been dreaming of.

This isn’t for soft souls.

It’s for those who’ve had enough of the “should-be,” the “what-if,” the waiting-for-someday bullshit. If you’re done with your head and ready for a heart redux, this is it.

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Miserable F*cks Retreat — Terms & Conditions
1. Registration & Payment

Your spot at the retreat is secured once full payment is received or first payment of the payment option is paid.

All prices are listed in USD and include access to all scheduled retreat activities, accommodations, and group sessions unless otherwise specified on the registration page.

2. Cancellation & Refund Policy

We understand that life happens. Please review our refund policy carefully:

Full Refund:
Cancel on or before October 1, 2025, to receive a 100% refund of your payment.

Partial Refund:
For cancellations after October 1, 2025, you will receive a 50% refund.

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Credit Option:
If you cancel after October 1, 2025, you may choose to receive full credit instead of a partial refund. This credit can be applied to any of John Kim’s products, services, or future retreats.

No-Show Policy:
If you do not attend the retreat and fail to cancel in advance, no refund will be issued. However, you may still request full credit to use toward other offerings.

3. Transfers

You may transfer your spot to another participant up to 14 days before the retreat begins. Please email us at support@theangrytherapist.com
to coordinate.

4. Assumption of Risk

By registering, you acknowledge that:

You are responsible for your personal health, safety, and well-being during the retreat. The Angry Therapist Inc is not liable for any participation in physical, emotional, or experiential activities is voluntary, and you assume all associated risks.

5. Media Release & Confidentiality

During the retreat, we may capture b-roll footage (general scenic shots, group activities without focus on any single participant) for promotional purposes.

No personal voice recordings will ever be used.

Group processes, coaching sessions, and any personal sharing spaces will not be recorded in any format — video, audio, or otherwise. These sessions are designed to be safe, private, and fully confidential.

6. Agreement

By completing your registration, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms and conditions.

Not Included:
Personal Outings

Any trips or excursions not part of the official retreat schedule are at your own expense, including transportation.

Alcoholic Beverages

Unless specified, alcoholic drinks are not included.

Travel to the Retreat Venue

Flights and transportation to the retreat location are not included unless otherwise stated.



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Step deeper into your healing journey with a powerful add-on experience.

Plant Medicine Ceremony 

 
Schedule Overview:

  • Dec 5 (Afternoon): Preparation & intention setting 
  •  Dec 6 (Full Day): Guided Medicine Journey 
  • Dec 7 (Morning): Integration & closing

 

Please Note: 


Because this journey requires careful preparation, an interview is required before participation. All details, expectations, and questions will be addressed during your interview.

The additional fee is $1500 and is payable after your interview if approve